I'm not a therapist - Golden Retriever Mug

Cheaper than therapy, more honest than your group chat—this mug just says what your golden retriever's been thinking the whole time. Bold white text pops against the glossy black finish, modern and minimal enough to survive both a cluttered desk and a well-loved armchair. The C-shaped handle feels familiar in hand, and the 15oz size leaves plenty of room for the second cup you definitely need. Microwave and dishwasher safe, so it can keep up with the routine that got you here.

Product features
- 15oz size
- Glossy black 100% ceramic construction
- Dishwasher- and microwave-safe for everyday use
- Bright, high-definition white print on black surface
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap