Asking for a friend. Specifically, a friend who has definitely canceled plans to stay home with their dog and has zero regrets about it. This is the shirt for the person who has (at least once) suggested a golden retriever as a viable solution to someone else's problem. (You were right, by the way.)
Made from Airlume combed cotton that's soft enough to wear while your dog is using you as a couch, with a retail crew fit that looks intentional even when you are absolutely not. Side seams, ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and a tear-away label because details matter (even if your golden is actively eating a sock in the background).
Ethically sourced, REACH certified, and medically unverified. Results may vary. Side effects include: unsolicited dog photos from strangers, being emotionally healed without fully understanding how, and at least one person asking where you got that shirt.
Prescription available in sizes XS–3XL.
Product features - 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and softness - Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for a neat, classic look - Constructed with side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability - Tear-away label to minimize skin irritation; REACH certified and ethically manufactured - Prints applied with DTF/DTG methods depending on provider for crisp, vibrant text
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
